The Bachelor Life

So, I've been away. Does Smokey miss me? No, he doesn't. Or, I should say he misses me insofar as he wants to know where the person who feeds him in the afternoon has gone. If anything, he loves my other half more than before.

When my other half went away on a business trip, Smokey ignored me if it wasn't feeding time. He did not sleep in bed with me, pestering me only when he wanted to eat.

"Hey, I'm waiting patiently for you to feed me. Feed me."

Now that I'm away, Smokey cuddles up to my other half nightly. Damn cat. I am so jealous. Guess he prefers the bachelor life. He is a tomcat after all.